Two roommates, a girl, and a pizza place. Actually, there’s no pizza place.

We are Tom Achilles and Sam Zee, two no-good Brooklynite anti-heroes who have a thing for dicking around. We have full-time jobs so this show only happens when we want it to. If you see it happen more often, please join our Patreon.

Also, there's no girl.

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